The Truth Is, You're Neither

The American promotional rounds claim another heavily-hyped Brit:

"Fat, ugly and shitter than Winehouse - that is all I am. I'm on my own in America again...I used to pride myself on being strong-minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look. I felt like it didn't matter if I was a bit chubby cause I'm not a model I'm a singer."

-Lily Allen, feeling sorry for herself again