Wednesday, December 06, 2006

It's Called Jetlag, Douchebags


Razorlight in Polonium scare

Paul MacInnes
Wednesday December 6, 2006
Guardian Unlimited

Razorlight are still alive. This is the latest news from White Trouser Towers despite the revelation that the band flew back from a recent tour of Russia on one of those Polonium planes that have been interesting experts in radioactivity.

A source tells Newton's Victoria Bizarre: "The lads were terrified. They were all feeling run down when they got back from Russia; then switched on the TV and found out the plane they had been on was grounded in the radiation scare. They feared the worst and immediately called their management for advice."
    Dead Flowers: Anglophiles Anonymous

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